Pickled Bum Cakes

When Something doesnt go right when your cooking. This may be when you fail and burn the food or when you hurt yourself with a Kitchen Item.

This may also be used as a alternative to messing up or saying bollocks.

Oh, Pickled Bum Cakes i broke the friggin computer.

by Choclate Fireguard October 15, 2011

Liquid Party Bum

A highly distressing, aggressive, watery form of diarrhea. The sort that requires the victim to station him or herself very close to the bathroom for the duration of their illness, lest they be caught short. Liquid Party Bum is different from your average bout of the shits, in that the discharge is effectively brown bowel-water that gushes uncontrollably when released. The accompanying sound is equally unpleasant, and has been known to haunt those that hear it for the rest of their lives. Those suffering from LPB are, almost invariably, housebound for the duration of their illness.

Steve: "Where's Tony at? I though he was linkin' us here at 7?"

Richard: "Nah bruv, dude went to some ghetto curry house last night.... today man's got Liquid Party Bum like you wouldn't believe..."

Steve: "Allow Tony then... he's a wasteman anyway..."

by The Knowledge.. May 3, 2012

bum ass bitch

you

you are a bum ass bitch

by rawsueshe March 25, 2021

cock and bum fun

any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass

He has his cock in her ass

by mickey March 21, 2005

retarded bum pirate

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse

sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

by josh hankin September 11, 2005

bum-fuck nowhere

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.

the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!

by mr.Tom January 10, 2003

eccy bum drop

The act of placing an ecstacy tablet in the anal cavity and proceeding to drop to the floor with force as to make the tablet enter the anus. Guaranteed 15% extra buzz!

Done a pure eccy bum drop last night and was heavy off my tits man. WILD!!

by ZEDMAN + JIEHAWK February 26, 2014