Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.
Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
by DMTeen November 25, 2020
Get the Functionally Hotmug. The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!
The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
by ScottyIs2D February 21, 2011
Get the Hot Flappingmug. Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.
Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.
by CableB July 28, 2017
Get the Hot Carlitomug. Usually used in basketball when somebody has a “ hot hand” it means there making almost every shot and seems hard for them to miss and it can also be used for a female or male that shoot shots in dms and gets their way everytime = hothand
by Goatedcannotbefw June 12, 2021
Get the Hot handmug. Technoblade's elbows
by Dream SMP is pogchamp September 23, 2023
Get the hot elbowmug. Her big eyes and long neck and is, plain and simple, stupidly hot, especially when she runs her hands through her hair
by Justanotherpoorsoil February 19, 2017
Get the stupidly hotmug. An army soldier, almost always female, that wouldn't be considered above average looking under normal circumstances, but has boosted attractiveness due to the lack of variety in the pussy department.
Soldier bro 1: What about Carpenter, would you smash?
Soldier bro 2: I mean yeah, would definitely smash, but she's just army hot though.
Soldier bro 2: I mean yeah, would definitely smash, but she's just army hot though.
by DarksideFARTS December 17, 2022
Get the Army Hotmug.