Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.

"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"

by RugCarpet December 8, 2021

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021

cappy hat

simple name for a happy cat.

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.

by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

hat trick

getting blackout drunk 3 nights in a row (usually thursday friday and saturday).

Dude I’m gonna be hungover for a week after I pulled that hat trick this weekend.

by UltimateSlayer4848 April 8, 2022