"Bro, I saw your gf laughing with her ex, Dom, last night. He was putting on his clown mask and pulling all his jokes on her."
"I knew Dom was fake"
"I knew Dom was fake"
by sharksunite October 24, 2019
Get the Fake mug.Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
by .･maru･. May 26, 2020
Get the Fake friend mug.A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEAN mug.Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo
by roxbox007 February 5, 2020
Get the Hand Fake mug.<.0.3.4.3.0.> It is still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
<.0.3.4.3.0.> It is still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.3.4.3.0.> It is still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0. mug.by badfish_XL May 15, 2016
Get the fake bong mug.J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
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