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The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.
by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016
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five tweezy

Generic white round Percocet with 512 imprint containing 325mg of Acetaminophen and 5mgs of Oxycodone. Usually abused to get high and legally obtainable. (Easy high dependency.)
"Yo i got some five tweezys!"
by AreYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009
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Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
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five-and-dime

Military three shift schedule composed of 5 hours on/10 hours off.
What's the shift schedule this deployment?

Five-and-dime
by PhilM80 October 20, 2022
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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