Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.
I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.
by MagicMairou June 16, 2023

by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013

When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
by Lady of the Valley February 4, 2010

Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021

by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards March 16, 2018

We are drunking!
by RazzyRenea June 17, 2022

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
by cheeky bull February 6, 2012
