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cum share

when person 1 cums in person 2's mouth and kisses while transferring the cum over into person 1 or 3's mouth
person 1 : what's a cum share
person 2 : that's some nasty shit right there
by redgyall October 17, 2018
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cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.
“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night
by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020
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cum snob

A girl who imposes irrational or superficial standards and prejudicial exclusionary characteristics for her sexual partners.
I was hittin' that three or four times a week before she bleached her hair and became a cum snob.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
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Cum Lover

If you feel a man break away from you after sex, even after he’s been telling you beautiful things, then you’ve been with a “Cum Lover.”

He’s your lover when he’s about to cum, but when he’s not charged up sexually, he doesn’t have those same feelings.

Pay attention to what a man says over the course of a day when you’re not having sex. Men's real feelings come out after the sex.
He seemed so into me and affectionate but I haven't heard from him since we had sex last week...
...Girl, he's just a Cum Lover and hollers at you when he wants sex.
by porcelain_dame May 6, 2018
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Cum-along

When you pleasure yourself to the sounds of your roommates or neighbors having sex.
The people next door were having such loud sex last night I just had to cum-along for the ride.
by BIG SKY BP June 15, 2016
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Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.
Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.
by Cummaster September 8, 2013
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Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.
Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."
by titomac November 22, 2011
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