Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Repressed Beef

When you've nearly forgotten the beef because its so old, it's been vacuum packed, placed in the freezer, taken out three times but never used, and you have no idea why you still have it.

Man, I got some repressed beef with Cole! How'd I forget about that!

by Ya boi beefy August 12, 2019

social beef

Something you say to a kid when you got a shrimp dick

“You just social beef” -shrimp dick joe

by Ahhhh my dick fell off August 15, 2019

Beef cake

Kim Namjoon

“Kim Namjoon beef cake”

by joonbeefcake September 4, 2019

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

beef

if theres beef, then there is a Murray involved. Once she fucking called the feds bruv. Jesus mayn

"yo, you heard about that beef?"
" ya, Murrays involved again"
"again! Jesus fucking christ."

by a roadman October 9, 2019

Beef Cake

When your girl want's the (Cock).

Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019