Douche Bag

Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?

Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.

by The Cook3 April 14, 2010

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Bag Snag

When a man has completed urinating and is in a hurry to put the equipment away and get back to whatever he was doing. In the process he gets his "bag" or at least some skin caught in the zipper. The resulting pain is caused by "bag snag".

In a rush to get back to the poker table I suffered a "bag snag" when zipping up.
Or,
Don't be in such a hurry or you could suffer from a "bag snag".

by bombsie March 10, 2010

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Bag-Boob

When wearing a shoulder-strap bookbag or laptop case, and you have slight to extreme man boobs, it accentuates these man-boobs causing a feeling that everyone is staring at your fatness.

Person 1: Dude, watch out on that strap.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: You're developing bag-boob
Person 2: Damn. Everyone can see my man boobs?
Person 1: Yup.

by qwertyuiop3455mave November 16, 2009

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Oat Bag

A sex act. While having sex doggy style a dude jizzes in his hand and hops on the girls back like he is riding a horse. He then reaches around and puts the hand he just jizzed on over her mouth and yells OAT BAG! The other hand can slap the ass, or remain idle.

Stephanie is super pissed at me for giving her an oat bag and slapping her ass last night.

Nothing is better after hot sex like a nice oat bag to hold me over until next time.

by MagnumTT January 15, 2011

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