Turtle-stabbin

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.

"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."

by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018

Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

turtle tuesday

the best day

i love turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

horned turtle

A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.

I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night

by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008

Cherry Turtle

Probably the best jjba drp/rp account and they post nice fan art, cosplays and hentai.

Man that Cherry Turtle post was good as hell

by HerefortheFood November 2, 2020

Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.

Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

by Namekian Turtle June 6, 2019

The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021