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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:

A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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How To Train Your Dragon

The absolutely best animated trilogy known to all mankind. It’s emotional, it’s funny, it’s infuriating at times, and it WILL MAKE U CRY. Best thing ever to exist, period.
Idk what you’re doing if you’re not watching How To Train Your Dragon in your free time
by madameggroll August 24, 2023
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nut train

A nut train is when you and your bro's all line up and ejaculate on girls face without having sex with her
Male 1:bro I just ran a nut train on my girlfriend last night with the boys
Male 2: I know bro i was there
by sara fresher June 22, 2019
mugGet the nut trainmug.

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.
That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.
by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017
mugGet the Sausage trainmug.

Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012
mugGet the Tommy the Tool Trainmug.

Tickle train

When one person tickles another person and then the ticklee becomes the tickler on another person.
*Grandmother tickles grandson*
*As he giggles, he tickles his own mother’s feet*
Mother: “Oh, you’re tickling me now?!”

*Tickles someone else in the room*
Literally Anyone Tickling: “Tickle train!!”
by Kmacaroon August 27, 2021
mugGet the Tickle trainmug.

Hoodlum Ice Train

When the boys on a logship sort yard stay warm by pegging each other
Fuck it’s so cold out here Jason said we should form a hoodlum ice train.
by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022
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