Monster

Humans

The way humans kill and make others suffer make them the scariest monsters.

by Siria Song August 9, 2019

ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher August 20, 2016

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

Do you listen to Monster ?

if someone asks you if you listen to "Monster" by Seulgi and Irene, they ask if you're wlw.

Pers. 1 :" I like red velvet."
Pers. 2: " Do you listen to Monster ?"
Pers. 1: " Ohhh... yes, I do.."

by Imjaredim19 August 7, 2020

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.

Samantha have some monster tits.

by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025