jesus is my nigga

What a white Christian man says when he is trying to get black people to join his religion. He usually ends up being beaten up.

"Remember, Jesus is my nigga and Jesus is your nigga!"

by RaskBunzzz June 28, 2019

Purple Jesus party

A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."

Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.

Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.

by Slim415 December 20, 2008

jesus H corbett

what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.

jesus h corbett what the fuck are you talking about you sad git. er, I mean christ not corbett!

by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004

Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.

My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."

by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009

Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010

sweet mexican jesus

a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens

dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Second Cumming of Jesus

When a Mexican cums twice.

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014