Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012

Claire Cut

A Claire cut is the stereotypical haircut of a woman named Claire. This haircut consists of an average bobcut, sometimes with the added bonus of a fringe.

Person 1: "woah, look at Claire"
Person 2: "yea, she got a fresh Claire cut"

by Hollicopter April 11, 2022

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

Costello Cut-out

Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.

Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.

--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.

by Richard Hasherpes December 7, 2013

What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying

Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”

by Miyagison January 9, 2022

Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.

Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.

by Aoudad March 24, 2025

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022