Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!
¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!
²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"
✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!
Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!
²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"
✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!
Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
by Making Mischief December 28, 2022
Get the Shit-Talking mug.Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
by Serval.Sychotic! December 3, 2014
Get the trouble talk mug.The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
by JAB32 January 28, 2023
Get the Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk mug.by tuffpuff June 28, 2008
Get the talking crisco mug.1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Coffee Talk mug.TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)
by anonymous May 15, 2025
Get the TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE mug.That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.
by Death0A December 1, 2014
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