Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

Hot water bottle

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.

"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75

by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020

If the ice water ice water the don’t

dont the ice the ice the dont water ice the the

Person 1: If the ice water ice water the don’t
Person 2: what

by Scarquess November 1, 2022

Pepsi Flavored Water

When you forget there's still some pepsi left in your cup and the ice completely melts, creating a heavily diluted and unpleasant pepsi. Usually inside a disposable cup from a fast food restaurant.

Oh man I forgot I didn't finish my pepsi, this shit is pepsi flavored water now.

by Killian Meyers April 2, 2021

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Vitimin Water

The definition of sex, but in your mouth. With every sip or chug, the feeling of "Your first time" happens all over again.

Cody: "Man, this vitimin water was like my first time."

Corbin: "...I'm still a virgin."

by Slipknotia March 25, 2009