Romancing the chicken

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.

Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017

Chicken string

The clitoris

Pattywack: I dont know man i just cant make her cum with oral
Bubba: bro just find the chicken string and pluck it around!

by Reddick craigy February 1, 2020

Gustavo chicken

A piece of “medium rare chicken” with no seasoning or flavor and served with oregano.

Billy made Gustavo chicken it’s inedible

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Chicken Crispers

When Clay and Hayden feed each other dinner in bed at the end of a long day.
"Is that a Chicken Crisper or you just happy to see me."

I'm so ready for my chicken crispers with my boo later.

by Trinity of Chili's February 8, 2020

chicken in a can

A colloquial euphemism for a cock in the ass.

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!

by Badger poker March 3, 2019

The hungry chicken

You’re sitting in a chair, sleeping, but a part of your brain is fighting it. Your head sags, chin to your chest, but then it whips back up, often accompanied by a snort. Like a chicken grazing for feed, you look hungry.

My man Clyde over here tryin’ not to sleep in that recliner, but it’s a losing battle and he’s doing the hungry chicken!

by Stratobladder September 21, 2022

Getting chickened

When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.

Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up

by Petesdark August 22, 2023