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Canadian Special 

Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?
Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.

“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.

2 for 1 Special 

"Hey, look at that 2 for 1 Special on the corner!"
2 for 1 Special by The ownr January 3, 2008

Vera Special 

The Vera Special is something that most people will never achieve. It can only be accomplished with two women preferably Latina prostitutes performing oral copulation on ones front and back side simultaneously. It was brought to attention years ago by a Hollywood Blvd legend who had the idea as his game plan for when he was to visit Adelitas bar in Tijuana.
I enjoyed a Vera Special last night!
Vera Special by Jake Pounder April 12, 2021

Red Special 

A Marlboro Red cigarette that the tobacco has been hollowed out of, and replaced with marijuana, or a mix or marijuana and tobacco.
"Hey bro, were all out of rolling papers."

Reply - "Roll up a Red Special"
Red Special by AREDspecial November 20, 2009

Ohio State Special

a type of freaky sex act, resembling the dirty sanchez, in which after anal sex, the male draws a lowercase "i" on the female's face, and in that oh-so-special way, "dots the i"
dude, i dotted hannah's i last night with the ohio state special, shes so freaky.

Elwin special 

A concoction of the finest cuisine. First you boil an egg and fry some chimken nuggies. Second make some ramen and add to the mix. Finally add some southern gravy to the mix. Top with some garlic and cajun spices, and you have an Elwin Special
"Bro did you try the Elwin special?" "Yeah dude, had it at the michelin restaurant last week"
Elwin special by Obatosi November 13, 2021