Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed August 2, 2016

socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

pool sock

A community masturbation sock in a frat house.

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!

by chuck feely July 16, 2016

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016

Sock

Specifically, twinks that are exchanged for sex just as frequently as socks. This can be used for any type of person as well.

It's sad to bring your sock to dinner after use, just get a new one.

by Rabidchimichanga May 13, 2016