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"we have enough speed and sock in our lineup to score runs"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your partner and when you pull out, their anus is stays on you cock like a pink sock 🧦.
Good way to keep your fireman warm during the winter months and for those who do not have winter, it may be a little too hot for you “Murphy Johnson and Sons”-“Twig and Twins”-“Tool and Truffles”-Penis and Testicles”or“Cock-Eggs”.
My “Murphy Johnson & Sons” was so “Chili” when outside of my girl’s chili ring that it created a long pink sock that is shaped like a tube using only her rectum; which is the concluding part of the large intestine with a full career change, and now fully certified and working full time as a stinky, rubbery, tube sock 🧦 for penis(s).
by Muffriend April 27, 2022
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Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.
"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"
by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018
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crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer
by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018
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white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way
Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse
by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020
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