super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

Sock Flock

A flock of socks going through the air.

"MAN,LOOK AT THAT SOCK FLOCK!"-Paul The Women

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

Stinky sock

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock.

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock

by E is the best suck it nerd June 4, 2021

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid(s) - Plural SOCKs
The kid or kids of the woman/man/beast you be smashing.

Mike: Tommy’s got a new GF!
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.

by Socktheif June 28, 2022

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016