Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

Sconglebanger

Noun, informal

An intensely silly person, one that is not to be taken seriously.

"How is that good news, you sconglebanger?!"

by Woomy;) October 19, 2023

Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

You're second-hand girl but I still love you.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

secondeen

The sequel to firsteen.

I was firsteen.
No, you were secondeen!

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 29, 2023

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Scondage

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

by JFM78 November 16, 2023