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Snake

Someone who is a fake ass bitch. Aka Xander, Boomerang or just Alexander. He will usually try and flex on people with his earnings from his shitty dead end job as a Walmart Security Guard. Oh and let's not forget he can flex his money yet he can't buy a Trojan (not a Magnum because he isn't 9 inches, liesss) for his boomerang dick, hence why he has a kid at 21.
There's a snake in my timbs.

Yo I can't believe how much that boomerang curves.
by Boomerangs Suck May 13, 2020
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Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"
by 4:20 Braised steak it June 1, 2014
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Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
by Dawulferine April 17, 2019
mugGet the Snake River Dam Breakermug.

Snaked

To take something when you think they aren't looking. To swiftly take something.
Pippi was eating her French Fries and Penny snaked one from her.
by Redleader1 July 28, 2022
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snake

that one girl who is constantly all over 'him' (your crush, boyfriend, ex, etc.) she likes to be the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons, she likes to copy you but then act like she’s better than you. she’s really good at spreading rumors about you as well.
friend: "omg kaylin is that timmons trying to hold onto your crush’s hand?"
me: "yeah. wow, she’s a snake"
snake: "oh i’m so sorry, i didn’t realize. it will never happen again. can we please be best friends again. i can’t lose you."
by james243265 November 15, 2018
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Snake

People who you think are your friend then they turn around and backstab you. Nathen’s are most commonly known for being snakes
Nathen is such a snake.
by Yo.its.ur.dawgg June 13, 2018
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