Simp

talking nicely or even remotely talking to a girl.
this definition is more likely to be referred to from Xbox/PlayStation users, and your average fat, 30-year-old gamer still living in his mother's spare room.

"bro, you see how johnny commented on Paris's photo? what a simp!"

by nut monky 32 April 13, 2020

simp

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.

“hey did you see that guy?? he was such a simp for that girl”

by covyn November 30, 2020

Simp

A man that commits to a woman who has children from another man; A man that allows another man to raise his children.

He's letting her new boyfriend simp his kids

by Macheteman September 18, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

God Tier Simp

1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.

1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp

by DumbCrashingMoose February 4, 2023

Simp

A simp is a sucker imitating my profession

He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.

by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018

Simp

A simp is a person who says they're over a girl to their bros but then posts them on whatsapp. If one were to sum it up it's a Zondo basically.

Zondo you is a simp

by The person who is a human March 31, 2020