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coathanger ride

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!

Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
by AbHol December 16, 2008
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mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009
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Ghost ride

A sexual act in which one of the participants puts a sheet over their body while engaging in sexual intercourse.
"I put a sheet over her then she did the ghost ride on me."
by SarahRichmond January 26, 2010
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Saw-ride

(n)- A commonly used unit of measurement referring to the 100-foot drop found on Thorpe Park's Saw roller-coaster.
Guy: He was running away from the cops and jumped a wall that was a half saw-ride!
Girl: A whole 50 feet?!?

Guy 2: I've been driving for 36,792 saw-rides; I need sleep!
by emilygale August 25, 2010
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rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
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Wallpost Ride

The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.

Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.

Can apply to Birthday Status'.
Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.
by Chibols January 16, 2011
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large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."
by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012
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