Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.
Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!
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Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.
You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016
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Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
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purple chewbacca

I bought some purple chewbacca from tyrone. That shit was whack.
by billcosby69 March 6, 2015
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Purple

A colour (or if you're American 'color') not relating to a feeling/emotion. (for example, red=angry, and blue=sad and so on) Many people think purple is a girly colour/color but that is very sexist and many people shouldn't just assume that.

people say girl colours/colors are: Pink, Purple and so on.
They also say they boy colours/colors are: Blue, Green and so on.
"What's your favorite colour/color?"
"Purple."
by Me= Grammar Nazi August 27, 2016
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Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne
Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std
by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023
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