jailhouse pizza 

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.

Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO

jailhouse pizza by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021

lawn pizza 

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

lawn pizza by Vandy80 February 19, 2021

Fused Pizza Rule 

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

Fused Pizza Rule by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

Leftover Pizza 

When the girl wants that suck, so invites you over for ‘leftover pizza’

Hey Martin! Would you like to come over for some leftover pizza?

Leftover Pizza by BigSchlongKing March 11, 2021

joker pizza 

The best pizza on the entire planet

A: Wanna listen to the joker joker pizza song and jerk off?
B: of course

joker pizza by iaski April 14, 2021

Pissaroni pizza 

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!

Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

Pissaroni pizza by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Jizzeroni pizza 

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

Jizzeroni pizza by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021