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Hawaiian Hot Pocket

A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.

Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?

Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
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rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.
I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.
by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017
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Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."
"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."
by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009
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Pocket Party Pro

n. A person who has achieved climax by rubbing one out from inside of his pants' pocket. See also, Pocket Party
Step aside, I'm a Pocket Party Pro and I'm here to jerk myself off from inside the pocket of my pants!
by yapguy June 27, 2014
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Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
by SexySauce October 11, 2021
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Ulladulla Snot Pocket

When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.
Our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an Ulladulla Snot Pocket.
by MushyPeasinaPod January 27, 2018
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straight outta pocket

Commonly used in Tik Tok comments when someone says some original joke or line that nobody else in the comments used.
"@nmillz1 pack it up Jack Frost 🙄"

"STRAIGHT OUTTA POCKET JDJSKAJSJSJFUE"
by Da Tré October 10, 2020
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