Job off

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

coursing off

male masturbation, the act of pleasuring one self.

Oh my God! I just walked in on my brother coursing off! Ew!!

by semobic February 16, 2008

Munching Off

A hybrid of munching and jacking off. When under the influence of chron-doggy, some people's munching crosses over into sexual experience.

The other night, I ordered the entire value menu at McDonalds and started munching off in front of my friends, like they weren't even there...

by pornmonster69 March 9, 2010

Get Off

When someone really hates you and wants you to get the heck out of their sight. And then you say "NO!" (normally).

"Get off dude! You will always be my enemy." David spat at Hurricane. Hurricane says calmly "no, suck it up."

by troll3301 April 13, 2019

fuck off

An assholes way of saying hello.

John : Hey!
Nathan : Fuck off.
John : Haha, no.

by ABigFuckingBitch September 5, 2016

fahk off

A phrase used by those who are slightly on the stranger side as they don't just say "fuck off" but instead must resort to "fahk off". It can be seen as a less harsh version and may be used in times of stress.

Julian: Have you remembered your French?
Oriane: I still can't remember so just fahk off!
Julian: Jeez I was only asking :(

by FahkOffSquad February 13, 2015

Nin-off

A spray that repels annoying ninjas especially when being mauled. Can you say KO? :D

For example...
Kisame: "That thing is still bugging you?"
Itachi: "Yeah... it's been here since yesterday." Apparently Sasuke, Itachi's younger brother, is mauling his head.
Kisame: "Then try... THIS!" Kisame reveals Nin-off then sprays it on Sasuke.
Sasuke: "..." Gags then falls off Itachi
Itachi: "Thanks!"
Kisame: "No prob!"

by Anjay A May 20, 2008