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alabama pocket dial

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings
by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016
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Four in my pocket

It means like a Glock 4/ Gen 4 or it can mean 4 grand or 4 stacks.
" I got a four in my pocket you don't wanna shake some" or " I got four in my pocket I'm finna go get a rollie"
by Caramelo October 4, 2018
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.

Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.

Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."
"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."
by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009
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Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.
Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019
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oop outta pocket

Hey how are you? I had sex with your mother-in-law today. Thats pretty oop outta pocket.
by ShimonSmith February 4, 2010
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