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Ass Daps

The act of one individual applying a light punching motion upon a butt plug to another individual, thus resembling the motion of one person giving "respect knuckles" ("Daps")!!
Erik gave his butt-boy Christian ass daps while in the midst of passionate foreplay!!
by RNJDC March 22, 2009
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Ass Pansy

A wimp. A simple reverse of pansy ass but used in more of a "connection to being gay" way.
Damn Jeff, you're such a fucking Ass Pansy.
by T May 13, 2005
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ass-ton

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.
"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)
by for no reason June 20, 2014
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Chunky Ass

1. When a woman or mans ass (being politically correct) is so big you can see the ass outline in the pants.

It looks like the pant is pleading to the person looking 'please help I'm about the bust right open at any point'

2. Gangsta talk: Yo Man that bitch has a chunky ass!
That is one CHUNKY ASS, looks like back end of the moon!
by Emmd November 8, 2014
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ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.
Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
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Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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