A room containing absolutely nothing of useful value or interest in it. In other words, the only way you could possibly get any entertainment out of such a room is to use it as a jerk-off room (like a monkey in a cage with nothing better to do). Can also be used in video games to refer to rooms that are completely empty and serve no better use than to waste your time investigating them (every now and then they might even have a monster in them guarding jack shit).
by moose madness January 27, 2008
a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them
by M.att August 14, 2006
by terrill September 05, 2004
Eminem is a swag monkey
by Ur mom lolrofl December 21, 2011
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009
A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.
by Jared Boyer December 31, 2005
A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.
Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.
Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.
My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?
by an Ankoù April 03, 2011