Milk and Cereal

The state of having semen in your mouth, followed by a dose of shit.
Whoa bitch, you got some milk and cereal stuffed up if your grill.
by S.P.A.M. October 20, 2003
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Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
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Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.
I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
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The Dirty Milk Man

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.
Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.
by Tedwin November 28, 2007
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milk the tube steak

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.
Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.
by James The Big Cocked Man October 20, 2008
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Mommy Milk Mask

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.
Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.
by DrippyDickSauce March 01, 2007
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Neutral Milk Hotel

Concisely speaking, a very good band on the "lighter" side of things...
Neutral Milk Hotel.
by friend of bob May 17, 2004
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