A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.
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Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020
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1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.
by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010
Get the New Years Fart mug.A WWF tag team formed in the late 90's. Consisting of "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn and Road Dogg (formally The Roadie), originally were an upstart team that had little success. Eventually joined with D-Generation X (a popular faction in the WWF) and became very popular. Road Dogg usually would speak over their entrance music.
"Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"
"You damn right! You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double G. With his good friend B-A-double D, A-double crooked letter!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! The Road Dogg, Jessie James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!"
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for 'ya...SUCK IT!"
"You damn right! You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double G. With his good friend B-A-double D, A-double crooked letter!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! The Road Dogg, Jessie James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!"
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for 'ya...SUCK IT!"
by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005
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Get the New York Knicks mug.A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."
Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."
Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."
Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."
Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012
Get the New Paltz Hot mug.To Sarah, 323 or whatever, that's exactly what I've been saying all along. You hit the nail on the head. And to that other git, Billy Ben, I read an article that clearly stated that a good many Britons (I won't say poms) are moving to New Zealand *in droves* and they are moving to Australia too*in droves* so pull your head in on your comments. And it is actually many of you people who smell. I couldn't give a fuck one way or the other whether you like NZ or not, but if you are going to speak about it speak the TRUTH.
I've said my piece. There are some people in every country who think New Zealand is a pile of shit, but they really do not know what they are talking about. The same applies in reverse and it must stop.
by Inflight guy June 18, 2006
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