Factorial Fap Februar

This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.

Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example

2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...

For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.

On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.

!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.

-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.

by JaAkaPanda December 6, 2018

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

Febuary 2

It's obviously the birthday of September how can you not know that smh

Person 1: Its Febuary 2
Person 2: It's Shakira's birthday

Person 1: No its September's birthday

by BigDaddyOnAStick November 25, 2021

febuary 9th

ask your crush to go out with you, to a dance, or out to eat!!😍

Him: Will you go to the valentine’s day dance with me?

Her: i guess because it is febuary 9th!!

by no1.cares February 5, 2022

Febuary

The real way to write February because February should be pronounced feb•er•ary but instead we pronounce it feb•u•ary so it should be spelled Febuary

Febuary is my favorite month

by Princess Caity February 18, 2018

Febuary 11th

From now on Feburary 11th is Toxic Relationship Awarness Day. Today we acknowledge everyone who has been through any toxic relationship of any kind. We acknowledge the survivors and we say "Great job, you deserve better"

Me: Its Febuary 11th

Taylor: Oh...

Me:Its ok you're better off

by Harassment1234 November 21, 2020

No Fuck Feburary

At Feburary You Fuck You Fucked Up You Can Bust a Nut by Jerking But Not By Fucking You Fuck you Fucked Up The Only Way To Have Sex In February is By doing it on Valentine's Day: Good Luck

Tommy Fucked A Girl in the ass he just couldn't wait till Valentine's Day He Fucked Up Badly And Failed No Fuck Feburary

by Technical Technology October 10, 2019