A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.
by Gnash February 17, 2004
Get the Fake Stridermug. "I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."
by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020
Get the Frosted Fakesmug. by gayzad July 26, 2023
Get the save a fake quartermug. Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home
by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021
Get the Fake ass whoremug. she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends
by fake friends period April 1, 2020
Get the fake friendsmug. faking charts means you are posting a chart update that isn't true which selenators and blinks always do
by ariantorssss August 15, 2021
Get the faking chartsmug.