OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

f;awelfj5kj3q4jknler

i got bored and made this word it means to eat a pineapple with your teeth and teeth only

did you just f;awelfj5kj3q4jknler that pineapple

by FELIXDAFOX March 3, 2024

F-

Basically, a hypothetical school grade that's worse than an F

Teacher: here are your test results
Student: whaaaaaaaat???? F-?????
Teacher: you got 0%, you'll have to do this course a googolduplex more times

by TheTr1cst3r December 20, 2021

f-bomb

Regular conversation still considers the word "fuck" too vulgar for day to day conversation, the euphemism describes intense sex & not considered polite conversaation , hence the the use of it's first letter only "f". The use of the word "bomb" refers to the shock if the full word was used usually , accidentally.

Hwas fired from hosting his on-air program due to all the f-bombs which he seemed to drop way to often.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 26, 2025

F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.

Farting is easier when you F-O-C!

by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012

F

A letter used to pay respects when something tragic happens

Friend #1: Nooo, I lose the game
Friend #2: F

by Snow Kallen March 25, 2020

F. O. R. D

F. O. R. D.

Femdom

Officers
Ramming
Dildos

When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.

Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.

Male: why. And that's not happening

Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW

Male: stop it's to deep.

Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!

Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.

Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D

by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025