Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.

I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.

by Luxinator November 22, 2021

Ethan

Sexiest man alive. And is always horny

I know because I am Ethan

by Pro Reapes23 March 9, 2022

Ethan

he is so hot you would be straight, then gay after seeing him.

ethan is big pp man thats hot in the face

by your god pp man April 28, 2022

ethan

no, just no

ethan

by Marcago February 13, 2022

Ethan

The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute

Who’s that loud person over there?

Oh that’s Ethan

Makes sense!

by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!

Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*

by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.

Ethan is so cool, I wish I could be like him.

by johndoemyass August 27, 2022