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Dad Joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!
by My bro town November 9, 2020
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Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less
“Josh she has no chest

“flatter than your dad
“She dad chested
by A typical white man November 10, 2020
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DADS

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”
by Soccerboy333333 November 15, 2020
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Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up
by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020
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ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies
DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad
by urdadofficial November 18, 2020
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Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.
Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?
by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020
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Dad

A "Dad" is someone who loves there children.
I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.
by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020
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