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A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016
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David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love
Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”
by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024
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david

not part of the boys
“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys
by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019
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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019
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David

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches
girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps
by WomanWorker92 March 12, 2023
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David

A person who has cheese in their ass.
Omg he is a David!
by WeeklyTea November 8, 2019
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