Cheek Chunder

A condition of the skin found on the buttocks. Typically resulting from poorly protected skin abruptly meeting asphalt. Frequently found on the ass of inexperienced longboarders.

"Hey Dunlop, that fall gave me a wicked case of cheek chunder!"

by ChunderMonk February 26, 2009

Cheek slam

the action of laying on your back, typically a male doing this, and lifting his legs back behind his head, while another male's head is shoved between the ass pillows, and the cheek-slammer slams his cheeks closed on the victims face.

hey dude did you hear about justin and how he got the Cheek slam the other day by his own brother??

by Jman564613 August 12, 2009

Cheek Lifter

Someone who farts in inappropriate situations.

"I am such a Cheek lifter when I'm in the elevator..."

by eugooglie February 3, 2010

cheek-juice

the residue left on the screen of your phone after you have just used it for a phone call.

Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?

Jim: Yeah bro go for it.

Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)

by Jim Richalds. October 6, 2009

Cheek Chompin

When you bit your cheek hard, which leads to it swelling up. Then, because it swells, you bite it more and it swells more and takes weeks to go away.

Dude, I was cheek chompin all last night.

Ugh, I just bit my cheek. Now I'm gonna be cheek chompin all day!

by effing-awesome May 19, 2010

Cheek Wheat

Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...

I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.

by Sha-Shameless July 26, 2010

single cheek it

a more civil synonym for half assing something

student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.

student B: just single cheek it.

by the-P.I.C November 11, 2010