fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 07, 2019

calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack

something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason

have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea

by gabrielle_is_bored March 27, 2021

call of duty 6 modern warfare 2

ridiculous over stimulation of the mind, leading to prolonged periods of trailer watching and twitter blogging, and in extreme cases, suicide.

"I WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY 6 MODERN WARFARE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by guybob12121 May 24, 2009

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 October 20, 2008

can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 09, 2018

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 27, 2021