Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
by Michellaya December 9, 2019
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A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.
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by That_one_child July 23, 2018
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Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
by david0987 September 18, 2019
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