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Beat with Cuddles

When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious
Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
by Siddon September 16, 2020
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Beat her face

She got face fu**ed
by Beat her face February 14, 2022
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Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021
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beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭
“as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“
by pulseLI November 20, 2023
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couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.
by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015
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beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
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