A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"
Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.
Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching February 22, 2012
girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
Today’s the day where a random girl or a girl you know even your girlfriend has to send you a booty pic no matter how much pics it depends on how much the boy asks for
May 30th/National Booty Pic Day a girl sends a booty pic to a boy they know if this is sent to them to let them know you’re welcome for the information boys
by HinakoNotee May 30, 2021
by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021
May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)
“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”
by Priest_Cecelian February 28, 2020
“Wanna go pull some Cokie and Abby May 2020 type shit?”
“Hell yeah. But we’ll actually be responsible and not almost die.”
“Hell yeah. But we’ll actually be responsible and not almost die.”
by aliceinwonderlandpt2 April 09, 2021
the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs
by i have ligma pls help June 03, 2022