Bag Snag

When a man has completed urinating and is in a hurry to put the equipment away and get back to whatever he was doing. In the process he gets his "bag" or at least some skin caught in the zipper. The resulting pain is caused by "bag snag".

In a rush to get back to the poker table I suffered a "bag snag" when zipping up.
Or,
Don't be in such a hurry or you could suffer from a "bag snag".

by bombsie March 10, 2010

Bag-Boob

When wearing a shoulder-strap bookbag or laptop case, and you have slight to extreme man boobs, it accentuates these man-boobs causing a feeling that everyone is staring at your fatness.

Person 1: Dude, watch out on that strap.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: You're developing bag-boob
Person 2: Damn. Everyone can see my man boobs?
Person 1: Yup.

by qwertyuiop3455mave November 16, 2009

Oat Bag

A sex act. While having sex doggy style a dude jizzes in his hand and hops on the girls back like he is riding a horse. He then reaches around and puts the hand he just jizzed on over her mouth and yells OAT BAG! The other hand can slap the ass, or remain idle.

Stephanie is super pissed at me for giving her an oat bag and slapping her ass last night.

Nothing is better after hot sex like a nice oat bag to hold me over until next time.

by MagnumTT January 15, 2011

Slutty-bags

A man who has a very saggy bag and is a manslut

That mike is such a Slutty-bags

by Mr. Fellatio February 17, 2006

Douche Bag

1. A jerk

2. An Asshole

3. Someone With turbo aids

4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.

What the fuck that guy is a fucking Douche Bag

by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009

Lou Bags

Very Saggy Vagina Lips Also known as "Saggy Bacon" or " The Clapping Hands"

Dammit Lou Bags.

Shut up Bags.

by Sheeping sheep December 9, 2008

dirche-bag

1) A total asshole, someone who deserves no respect and can be considered legaly retarded

2) A combination of the two phrases "dirt-bag" and "douche bag"

ex) Fred- "HEY JIM LOOK AT THAT CRIPPLED KID TRYING TO PICK UP HIS FOOD, THATS SOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH"

Jim- "Shut up fred your a fuckin dirche-bag"

by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009