Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

ass tips

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.

1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Ass Pansy

A wimp. A simple reverse of pansy ass but used in more of a "connection to being gay" way.

Damn Jeff, you're such a fucking Ass Pansy.

by T May 13, 2005

hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards

I hate Patrick I wanna fight that hoe ass

by Yomama567782 September 22, 2020

Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

Ass Comics

A lower back tattoo, a tramp stamp, etc.

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.

by ML415 December 14, 2010

Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008