ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
Get the BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUTmug. A bowl you pack from leftover weed on your tray , table, anywhere you can find some packed into one last bowl.
by KingPeque February 23, 2024
Get the stress bowlmug. When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
by Porksword153 March 29, 2022
Get the Bowl Rapedmug. by bad one April 21, 2019
Get the the bowling alleymug. An activity you engage in with your cousin who you only did so because he nagged you everytime a minute passed.
by Babbleswap22 March 12, 2021
Get the Bowlingmug. The act of giving oral sex to a woman who is bleeding from her period. Typically a messy act, such as when a dog laps from a bowl.
by anonymous August 3, 2024
Get the Crimson Dog Bowlmug. The Super Bowl to end the 100th NFL season (at the time of making this, it's week 5 of the 101st 2020), in which the Chiefs defeated the 49ers 34-20. It was played in Miami, Florida at Hard Rock Stadium. The SB LIV MVP was Patrick Mahomes, who helped in the comeback.
by MeleeCombat123 October 14, 2020
Get the Super Bowl LIVmug.