Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

Side Hoe

She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe

Your my side hoe

by SmokingrassSikegotya June 17, 2019

side hot

When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look

*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands

by justanotherfandomobsessedgirl January 20, 2015

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

The dark side

When a group of guys make a circle around their leader and perform a bukkake. The last one to cum on the leader has to help the leader lick it up.

“Boy does Chester love the dark side.

by Hendobp July 9, 2021

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

Side Quest

Any person, object or activity that becomes unexpectedly thrown at you and is a total inconvenience and disrupts your original plans

“Remember last night when we left the bar to go straight home but ended up having to drop that chick off at her house at 2 am?” “Yeah, she was a total Side Quest!”

by discounthonduran71 May 8, 2023