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Word salad

When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.
"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"
by Bbqgoddess April 4, 2022
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Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her
Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.
by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024
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love salad

5 to 20 fully clothed people on ecstasy, piled together in a back room of a house party.
I met the sweetest guy last night when we were next to each other in the Love Salad.
by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021
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Grape Salad

A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity
Wow that grape salad video is so hott
by ohlookagrapesalad May 16, 2022
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Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
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mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower
by johnny sharp January 26, 2024
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Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
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